Confession.

I have approximately 20 pairs of jeans in my closet.

Of those, I wear only about 5 pairs of them.

So you might ask, 'why dont you give away the rest of the jeans that you dont wear?'

Well, the answer is because one day I dream of living on a ranch, so I really might need those old jeans one day.

Im a dreamer, what can I say.